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Privacy Policy

Last updated: December 14, 2025

This Privacy Policy explains how Shane Syring (“we,” “us,” or “I”) collects, uses, and protects information related to the website https://functionallyuseless.com and its landing pages, previews, and browser-based tools (the “Site”). It does not cover separate apps or services that have their own privacy terms.

1. Who we are

Functionally Useless is operated by Shane Syring, an individual based in Ontario, Canada. Contact: support@functionallyuseless.com.

2. Scope

This Policy applies to the main Site and any web-based tools hosted under functionallyuseless.com. App-specific privacy policies apply to their respective apps.

3. Information we collect

  • Usage and analytics data: Standard server logs (IP address, browser type, device info, referring/exit pages, timestamps) and aggregated analytics via Google Analytics.
  • Cookies and similar tech: Used mainly for analytics and basic site functionality.
  • Voluntary info: If you contact us (e.g., by email), we receive the information you provide.

4. How we use information

  • Operate, maintain, and improve the Site and web tools.
  • Monitor performance, detect abuse or errors, and keep the Site secure.
  • Respond to inquiries sent to support@functionallyuseless.com.

5. Analytics and cookies

We use Google Analytics to understand aggregate usage. Google Analytics sets cookies and processes data as described in Google’s policies. You can block or delete cookies in your browser or use Google’s opt-out tools if desired.

6. What we do not do

  • No user accounts on this Site.
  • No on-site payments or subscriptions.
  • No selling of personal data.

7. Third-party links

The Site may link to external apps, stores, or other sites. Their privacy practices are their own. Review their policies before sharing information with them.

8. Data retention

Server logs and analytics data are retained for the periods needed to operate and secure the Site, after which they are deleted or aggregated. Emails you send are kept as long as reasonably necessary to address your inquiry or maintain records.

9. Security

We use reasonable measures to protect information, but no online service can guarantee absolute security. Use the Site at your own risk.

10. International access

The Site is hosted online and may be accessed globally. By using it, you understand data may be processed in countries that may have different data protection laws than your own.

11. Children

The Site is not directed to children under 13. If you believe a child under 13 provided personal information, contact us to request deletion.

12. Your choices

  • Cookies/analytics: Block or delete cookies in your browser; use Google’s opt-out if you prefer.
  • Contact data: Email us if you want a copy of or deletion of communications you have sent, subject to legal obligations.

13. Changes to this Policy

We may update this Policy periodically. The “Last updated” date will change when updates are made. Continued use of the Site after changes are posted means you accept the revised Policy.

14. Contact

Questions or requests? Email support@functionallyuseless.com.